Creme Brulee Theory; The Dynamics of Sharing Food

I like to call this my “Creme Brulee Theory“. This theory answers one question:
Are 2 guys able to share a Creme Brulee dessert at a restaurant?
Below, I have provided a small diagram to assist with my explanation.

Let’s start at the TOP LEFT with the full oval shape. This is my rendition of Creme Brulee. Yeah, I know I suck at drawing, get over it. So if two or three girls can share a Creme Brulee, why not 2 guys?
[See the next figure to the TOP RIGHT] So lets add in 2 guys to this equation. Guy #1 starts eating from the left while Guy #2 starts eating from the right. This is the best Creme Brulee ever made, so lets expect it to be finished.
[See the figure on the BOTTOM LEFT] Now, here is where we see a demonstration of one of man’s many unspoken rules. Neither guy can cross the middle into the other man’s territory. It’s like the border of North and South Korea… you cross into the other man’s land and you’ll start a full scale war… it’s just taboo! For you confused fellas out there, this is where you STOP eating.
[See next figure on the BOTTOM CENTER] Let’s see what happens when someone crosses the border. Guy #2 has crossed the border into Guy #1’s territory. OMG, Guy #2 just ate a piece of creme brulee that Guy #1’s spoon had touched. That’s like swapping spit…. like French Kissing. What you’ve just witnessed was Guy #2 crossing the “point of no return”. He is doomed to endure the endless ridicule of his male buddies. Never to be accepted into the straight realm again.
On the flip side, I was about to draw a diagram of Creme Brulee with 2 girls. But what’s the point? First, you see Creme Brulee, then the next thing you don’t. Use common sense: girls don’t mess around with borders and Creme Brulee.
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Guys sharing creme brulee?
Look, I’m all for frugality, but how ’bout each guy orders his own brulee. In fact, let’s not order creme brulee. Isn’t there something a little more masculine on the menu. Like a pancake?
sheesh.
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I don’t think there is anything wrong with sharing a dessert, but I am a girl! This is a funny post and it really shows the difference between how men and women view things.
Hey Zen, hope you are doing well. I’m loving your blog. Really like this post too – it says a lot. I’ll be discussing it with my girlfriends next time we share a creme brulee, which will be any day now. I wonder if its only the threat of being thought gay that worries men in the desert-sharing sharing area? Quite a few men couldn’t care less about that, but still exhibit this behaviour. Could it be sheer territoriality? In my observation this is much more developed with guys than girls. With us, we have to be seen to be “fair” (even if we’re not). So instead of ending up with a little creme brulee frontier, we keep on dissecting the remainder equally, until the last little bit is so small we all have to decline it in fairness to the others.
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Haha… this diagram is great. And so true. The male psyche is so much different from the female’s. While we have much different rules about boyfriend stealing and telling your friend she looks good even when she looks ugly, guys really resist all the physical displays that girls embrace so readily.
I enjoyed the commentary even if I was slightly confused by the drawing before I read the article
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The male psyche is so much different from the female’s. While we have much different rules about boyfriend stealing and telling your friend she looks good even when she looks ugly, guys really resist all the physical displays.thanks..
Hi i think very testy food and this title is also saying this matter closely telling that Dynamics of Sharing Food thanks for it.
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In my observation this is much more developed with guys than girls. With us, we have to be seen to be “fair” (even if we’re not). So instead of ending up with a little creme brulee frontier, we keep on dissecting the remainder equally, until the last little bit is so small we all have to decline it in fairness to the others.
I don’t think there is anything wrong with sharing a dessert, but I am a girl! This is a funny post and it really shows the difference between how men and women view things.
This is a funny post and it really shows the difference between how men and women view things.
Hilarious! I love the diagram. Very clever.
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There was so much food that it couldn’t fit on the tables, so several bins had to be carried back out. The lids were removed, and all the pier kids peered intently through the window.
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I wonder if its only the threat of being thought gay that worries men in the desert-sharing sharing area?
I eat a lot, but I share my food with people, & I’m nice, but people still call me greedy.When it comes to eating food, what do you consider as greedy-eating a lot or being selfish & not sharing?
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A custard is caused by crenation of the protein in the cream and eggs. Simply explained as A physical change in the protein molecules. It means the protein draws all up and shortens and curls with the baking. Causing the thickening to a custard consistency. Does this help? Thanks….
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On the flip side, I was about to draw a diagram of Creme Brulee with 2 girls. But what’s the point? First, you see Creme Brulee, then the next thing you don’t. Use common sense: girls don’t mess around with borders and Creme Brulee.
I want to make Creme Brulee, or something else you make in ramekins. Anyone have any good ramekin recipes? Preferably simple recipes. If not Creme Brulee, something chocolate. Thanks in advance!
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A custard is caused by crenation of the protein in the cream and eggs. Simply explained as A physical change in the protein molecules. It means the protein draws all up and shortens and curls with the baking. Causing the thickening to a custard consistency.
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Great theory you post about food sharing.I like your blog always because every time,I get new informative post. I really love posts to read that having food related stuff…
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I am really glad to read this nice article With have step by step direction.There was so much food that it couldn’t fit on the tables, so several bins had to be carried back out. The lids were removed, and all the pier kids peered intently through the window.
Hmmm… chemistry, I guess…sugar is composed of carbon hydrogen and oxygen and when you caramelize the sugar on top you burn off the hydrogen and oxygen which increases the carbon content of the sugar mixture which turns the sugar a darker color.
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Please suggest a group dynamics[energizer, etc] that has a relation with food?
I share food with all my friends, I even eat off the same plate with some. I think sharing food is a lovely thing to do together. It just means you feel comfortable enough to…… share food.
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Hmmm… chemistry, I guess…sugar is composed of carbon hydrogen and oxygen and when you caramelize the sugar on top you burn off the hydrogen and oxygen (in the form of H2O water) which increases the carbon content of the sugar mixture which turns the sugar a darker color.
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sharing the food with friends means you are feeling comfortable..Its a kind of love that u have with ur friends and shows how deeply you are attached with your friends.
Excellent strategy to share foods with people.It give me extreme pleasure to share food with friends and colleagues.We always discuss on a hot topic regularly.It increase unity and happiness..
Food is a good thing to share it increases the love between you and the person with whom you are sharing your food
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The sharing food idea between 2 guys in restaurant is really cool.I personally feel that by sharing food the enjoyment of food is increase.
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Food sharing demands well manners about eating.It increase trust and unity between 2 person. Its really good theory I read above.
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